congress, where there are many tasty snacks
“U.S. Capitol building” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

One of my favorite calls to get is from men with a giantess fetish. If you’re unfamiliar, in general the fetish is men who are into really, really tall ladies, in that they grow to the size to crush cities or the man shrinks down to be a few inches tall. Vore is a common addition to the fetish, where the tiny man gets eaten by the giant woman.

I love exploring the fantasy because it allows for so much creativity and every man who’s come to me with is so good-natured and relaxed, which helps me have so much more fun in bringing their fantasy to life.

A call earlier this morning had me about a hundred feet tall, destroying a city while the caller tried desperately to not be crushed by my casual stroll when he pivoted the scenario slightly.

“I want you to eat bad men… like… maybe you could go to a prison, but you save me for last because I’m the worst, a terrible, bad man and you want me to know what suffering is in store for me.”

Hmm… my own head got in the way at this point and I started thinking about the injustice of America’s prison system, so I redirected it a bit.

“How about,” I suggested, “I go to Washington, D.C. and take a walk through and see who I can grab up? Maybe there are some folks from Congress who are out and about.”

“YES! Oh, there are so many bad men there, you can crush them all and show me how I deserve to be punished even more than them!”

“Perfect. So I’m walking across the National Mall when I spot Mitch McConnell and reach across and pick up his puny, spineless body…”

Bless that caller, because eating Congress and the White House was a small bit of catharsis here in 2020.

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